1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.

"...may specify higher purity than the CP grade. For other chemicals, the USP grade..."
--Modern Chemistry by Holt, Rinehart, and Winston.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Air. @_@

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Dr. Phil~

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:03 PM.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:04 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Sirens, and my dog growling.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Letting the dogs outside to take a crap.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

People who favourited some of my stuff.

9. What are you wearing?

My mole day t-shirt--yes, I will be uploading the design--a pair of my mom's jeans, and a pair of socks.
Yes, my mom's jeans do fit me. I'm bloaty, mmk?

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup. It was about some sexy dickgirl. Mmm~

11. When did you last laugh?

Umm...Not sure. It's been a few hours.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Art on three of the walls, and a window on the other.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Hm...no?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

S'alright.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Erm...Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

PUPPIES.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I'm speshul?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of Obama. >___>;

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes~ My friends and I are actually doing the Hare Hare Yukai at next years talent show.

20. George Bush:

Fr srs.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Blythe.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Rowan.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I'd love to! Japan would be nice.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I'm Wiccan, you inconsiderate bastard.

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal